You ain’t nothin’ but a Hound Bone…

It was a hard decision as to what list to post first, but I quickly realized that why not go for it with this one. This is where the idea of the title of my blog started, as you can see!

Listed on the left side of the list, a.k.a the WF (Whole Foods) side is none other than a desire for bananas, bananas, bananas. But that is not what makes this list so amazing. To start off they want cold cuts from WF, awesome, great, good for you. But then 2 lbs of ground chicken thighs and, wait for it…OTHER MEAT FOR DINNER. Seriously. Unless you are feeding Shrek; Roast Beef, Salami, Chicken Tenders and 2lbs of Chicken Thighs should be more than enough for dinner.  There is a wild card in this list, can you see it? Placed between the columns of WF and SR (Shop Rite) is PLANT FOR ANNETTA! Who knows if WF or SR has just the one you are looking for! I guess we will never know. I was surprised to see listed last, on the WF list was Hound Bones.  I would think this too would be a wild card because from my experience SR also has these so called ‘hound bones’. But come on, wouldn’t you just write Dog Bones? Who says HOUND BONES?

Enough of WF, I feel healthy already just reviewing that side of the list. Let’s go to the average Americans store, SR. Simple list, probably didn’t want people in the neighborhood to see the shop rite bags so there are enough items to put in their recyclable bags from WF. 2 things from the SR list that stick out, very detailed… Box Of 16 Crayola Crayons. Now, I am not sure how many other brands of Crayons there are, but was it necessary to put Crayola down? And why not go for the box of 36 or 24?? Was something that specific that only the box of 16 was needed? It’s like writing Kleenex Tissues. You know what you want, just get it! And finally Cereal-Cheerios. I personally think Cheerios would have been sufficient. I mean Cereal is broad yes, but Cheerios really doesn’t refer to anything else, but the O’s of Cheeri.

With that said, I hope you enjoyed this first post. It was a long one, hoping to keep you tuning in for more. If you find lists, and think they are worthy (THEY ALL ARE) please contact me! And try this today…instead of flipping someone off that cuts you off, or cursing at someone, or getting mad at someone, just tell them..You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Hound Bone!!!

Enjoy! And oh yea….don’t forget the bananas, bananas, bananas.

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