So I am immediately going to disregard the spelling mistakes. It happens, not a big deal, this isn’t a grammar/spelling test, but I do question the use of question marks here. First with Strawberries? Are they in season? Is that the reasoning behind the question? Or maybe are they on sale this week? WHO KNOWS!! Next use of the lovely mark of question, cookies? Now I really don’t have a reasoning for this. Plain and simple you want cookies. It’s not ‘hmm, I wonder if the grocery store still sells cookies?’ Or ‘cookies? What exactly are cookies?’ I strongly think that the question mark here is unnecessary.
Now did you see that other, lovely item on the list, Panty Liners? It makes me wonder what kind of list this really is, because this person goes from italian cheese (muzzarella, every so perfectly spelled) to panty liners, and bottoms out the list with none other than the drink of the Russians, Vodka. Gray Goose to be exact. The main question I have at this point, is where does this person shop that they have GG Vodka in the grocery store! Heaven I bet.
A quick little tid bit about the peaches, 4 PEACHES. I have a strong feeling they just wrote peaches, and as they were out the door someone yelled the words ‘HEY WHEN YOU GET PEACHES GET 4 OF THEM BECAUSE THE 2 YOU USUALLY GET AREN’T ENOUGH.’ Or something along those lines. Needless to say, I hope the bright blue ink, and the number 4 helped them to remember this.
This list is scatter brained to say the least, but I just can’t get past the few question marks, the vodka and panty liners. Did you notice, that there are bananas on the list. So what they are spelled wrong as well, they obviously won’t forget the nanners.
pantyliners and grey goose ??
ugh that means she is nasty
Comment by Stephanie — June 19, 2009 @ 7:45 pm
So I am trying to piece this list together. She was wearing her panty liners while chugging some grey goose smoothie (which included the peaches, all of them, the banana and maybe the strawberry – if she ever got them). After that she was upset, both mentally and physically which indicated the need for tissues and comfort food – cereal with milk (but only a little milk, don’t want to overdo it) and her cookies of course.
Now I am confused as hell about where the carrots are going to fit in, other than possibly a garnish for the vodka smoothie. She is obviously not a spelling teacher either, that’s apparent.
All in all, this is one lady I want to party hearty!
Comment by Adam POW — June 22, 2009 @ 12:33 pm
I NEED to find this wonderful store that sells liquor an food. Def is heaven!
Comment by Olive Oil — June 22, 2009 @ 5:28 pm