Ready, Set, Muffins…

Well here is your chance to blog about this list, and I must say, you’re welcome. This is an AWESOME list, that if I didn’t love you guys I wouldn’t give it to you, honestly GIVE IT to you,because it is killing me not to write about it….but go ahead, take away my fun….

I know it is a little hard to read because(if you have a question about an item on the list just ask!!) The paper was crinkled up, obviously they got mad in the store, SORRY!!! Ok, I gotta go,because this is torture! Post your comments, have fun..eat a banana or 3.

This little piggy went to market…

Well well well…this list was found in Fort Lee, NJ in Shop Rite,  and thank goodness it was found there, or else they could have been shopping in the wrong town! Now I wonder why they needed to write Fort Lee on the top. How many other towns were they going to, and where the hell are the other lists? Even better, this clearly was only for the Fort Lee deli counter, because hello, they clearly aren’t buying anything but deli meat, 3/4 of each to be exact. I bet it would have been easier to write the names of the meats down instead of the 3/4 each time. What were they going to mix it up, and just say a half of pound to throw off the deli guy? Come on, it’s not like these are odd meats that you have never heard of, they are the typical cold cuts that everyone buys, so a list stating 3/4 of all of them is just idiotic.

Now, there are two options with the Roast Beef, hold on, let me clean the vomit off my desk cause I almost puked reading the words BLOODY R. BEEF. Really people, with someone out there like me, finding lists and critiquing them save your self the embarrasment and just write down the damn words, roast beef, bloody is soo uncalled for. It is disgusting, and I am pretty sure the deli guy judges you even more, when you walk up there with this damn list and say, ”hi yeah I need 3/4 pounds of ham, 3/4 pounds of SPICED ham, 3/4 pounds of chicken or turkey, What do you think I should get?  And oh yea, 3/4 of bloody roast beef please!” I would not be surprised in the least if the guy was like, ‘so you don’t have to repeat that can you just give me the list and I’ll slice them for you’, because guaranteed he needed to see the words BLOODY for his own two eyes. Or maybe, just maybe there is a slight change you are from England, and you were just emphasizing that you wanted the(insert accent here) BLOODY roast beef .

Now the on to the ham, regular and spiced could have been written like that ‘ham and spiced ham’, nope this person thinks that spiced ham comes from a totally different animal, perhaps a latina pig, hence the spiced part. Who knows, but what I do know is that their sodium must be sky high, or they are on some sick carnivorous diet, and in that case this list is perfect for them. I am sorry, I still can’t get over the bloody part….

And finally…I am sad to report they don’t have that yellow potassium booster we all love; bananas, on there…but this person doesn’t deserve them, sorry Fort Lee..have fun with your meats.

2 lists, 1 guest blogger, and 3 bananas

So, I know I have been slacking, but it is all within reason. I have been on the road for work which has kept me very busy these past few weeks. I actually was in heaven, I mean Target yesterday, here in Chicago while away for work, and didn’t even come across a list. It was a total let down but have no fear. Next week I will have two lists posted, but there is a catch! One list I will do my usual breakdown, blogging and deciphering of, while the other list I will leave to you…that’s right, you can be the first guest blogger on Don’t Forget The Bananas!! All you need to do is read the list that I put up for you, comment as if you are a guest blogger, and the BEST one will be then re-posted on the blog along with the list. So get your grocery store mind working…and oh, you will go bananas, bananas, bananas when you see the list I have for you to guest blog on!